Humour Quote by Terry Pratchett

“Perhaps it was the spell, in its years of living in Rincewind's head, that affected his eyes. Perhaps his time with Twoflower, who only…

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“That's old Twoflower, Rincewind thought. It’s not that he doesn’t appreciate beauty, he just appreciates it in his own way. I mean, if a…

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“Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant 'idiot'.”

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“Perhaps there is something in this reflected-sound-of-underground-spirits? It was a cumbersome phrase. Rincewind tried to get his tongue around the thick syllables that were…

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“Rincewind thought that a meeting with most of the Drum's clientele would mean that Twoflower never went home again, unless he lived downriver and…

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“Oh no, not -' OF COURSE, WHAT'S SO BLOODY VEXING ABOUT THE WHOLE BUSINESS IS THAT I WAS EXPECTING TO MEET THEE IN PSEPHOPOLOLIS…

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“Wind of the night, Questing, swaying, calling, Rustle of dull grasses, Why do you trouble me?”

— John Gould Fletcher

“Shlup,’ said Rincewind.”

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“I see,' said the Patrician sweetly. 'You feel, perhaps, that it would be a marvellous thing to go to the Counterweight Continent and bring…

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“A flicker of defiance flared very briefly in Rincewind's battered heart.”

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“There had been a time when the continents were different, Rincewind understood, and then they'd sort of shuffled more comfortably together like puppies on…

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“Abruptly then it began to rain, I heard the swish of it behind me and turned in time to see it coming fast along…

— John Banville