Humour Quote by Margaret Atwood

“So elves could be walking around in our midst, disguised as normal, everyday, vertically challenged citizens.”

— Janet Evanovich

“Nonsense. It's elves!”

— Natalie Babbitt

“The masked strangers swaggered down the steps, one of them keeping close to the dark-haired youth. That one had a sword, she noticed, and…

— Sarah J. Maas

“The stubble made me wonder what the hair on the rest of his body would look like, if there was any at all.”

— Vivian Arend

“Look at the eyebrows. They mean that infernal pride which made Satan so proud that he sneered even at heaven when he was one…

— G.K. Chesterton

“Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.”

— The Harvard Lampoon

“an old man with a staff. He had a tall pointed blue hat, a long grey cloak, a silver scarf over which his long…

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“It was like the face of some ancient archangel, judging justly after heroic wars. There was laughter in the eyes, and in the mouth…

— G.K. Chesterton

“Elves are wondrous fair to look upon.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“When I couldn’t grow a full beard I took it as a sign from God to grow a mustache instead.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Perhaps he'd been using Just for Gods hair cream.”

— Kevin Hearne

“...'beard' isn't really a superpower.”

— Amy Leigh Strickland