Humour Quote by Stephen K. Amos Download Open image ““Love is like a lost fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.”” — Stephen K. Amos ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour Love Love hurts
“What can I say about love that’s never been said by me or anyone else? Well, sometimes love smells like my farts, after I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Love is like a toilet bowl. One touch and you too could be in deep shit.” — Pamela August Russell Copy Share Image
“Love? Love is like holding water in your hands. You might have it for a time, but it escapes, leaving you with nothing.” — Laura Lam Copy Share Image
“When you find love, you must catch it close and hold it tight. Do not let it go so easily.” — Shelly Thacker Copy Share Image
“Every time the sound of one of my farts reverberates in a toilet bowl, I think of you. Could this be love?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Love is an excuse to put up with the shit that you shouldn't. That's how it gets you. It throws off the scales so… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
“Love is such a force onto itself that it doesn't wreck havoc when it beats for others.” — Donna Lynn Hope Copy Share Image
“Or maybe I've just lost the taste for love. Love isn't always a good thing. Sometimes it makes a mess of people' lives.” — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
We had 1 book, the phone book, I've read it, it wasn't a great read, lots of characters, and on the end loads of… — Stephen K. Amos Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Self-deprecating humour is a common form of comedy and it helps get the audience on side because you're being vulnerable. — Alex Brooker Copy Share Image
