Humor-relationships Quote by Joe Wiley Download Open image ““Love is like a fart, if you force it it's probably crap.”” — Joe Wiley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor-relationships Love
“Love is like a lost fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.” — Stephen K. Amos Copy Share Image
“What can I say about love that’s never been said by me or anyone else? Well, sometimes love smells like my farts, after I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Love is like a toilet bowl. One touch and you too could be in deep shit.” — Pamela August Russell Copy Share Image
“Love is an excuse to put up with the shit that you shouldn't. That's how it gets you. It throws off the scales so… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
“Hey, it's not like we were together for a hundred years or anything." He tapped his fingernail against his teeth and sucked in a… — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
“Love is such a force onto itself that it doesn't wreck havoc when it beats for others.” — Donna Lynn Hope Copy Share Image
“Clay, if anyone followed anyone, it was me tagging along after you. I didn’t dare order you around.” “Load of shit,” he muttered, but… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“Men are very sensitive, Mma Makutsi. You would not always think it to look at them, but they are. They do not like you… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
“In any perfect relationship men should remember it's a matter of direction; she takes what's right and you take what's left.” — Solitaire Parke Copy Share Image
“I have something very important to say to you, but I can't tell you what it is. It's a very important thing, but I'll… — Rhona Cameron Copy Share Image
“I wish for you four animals: a mink on the shoulders, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and a jackass… — John Oldale Copy Share Image
“You astound me, Ava. I’ve never met a girl who would order what you just did in front of a guy.” “You mean lunch?” — Nicole Gulla Copy Share Image
“They kissed to the symphony of frogs making a jailbreak, and it was a thing of beauty.” — Mora Ash Wildes Copy Share Image
“What do you think?” I asked, a teasing smile curving my lips. “Did we know each other in another life?” He gave a faint… — Angela Corbett Copy Share Image
“My husband says this longing for isolation is not a good quality, that if I wanted to be a hermit I should have moved… — Anna White Copy Share Image
“Sleeping with a man half your age can be exhausting, but if it's too much for him you can always find a younger man.” — Barbara Taylor Bradford Copy Share Image
“Here to show me how to grow a penis so I can get the job done?" "Chloe, I'm pretty sure if you wanted to… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“Watch it, buster. There's only room for one sarcastic malcontent in this relationship.” — Christine Warren Copy Share Image
