Coastguard Quote by Tim Fitzhigham
““Bonjour, the Embassy of France' 'Ah, bonjour, excuse me for asking but where is the French Coastguard?' 'At the coast. Guarding.””
About This Quote
Source Stand-up Comedy: Live at the Edinburgh Fringe, 2015
A pun plays on the similarity of “coast guard” and “coastguard” to create a humorous misunderstanding.
In simple terms: Wordplay creates a funny mix‑up about a guard.
Enjoy puns that twist meanings.
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When to use this quote
- stand‑up routine
- language lesson
- ice‑breaker
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- Do you notice how small word changes alter meaning?
- Can wordplay reveal hidden connections?
The joke relies on audience knowledge of “coast guard.”