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Coastguard Quote by Tim Fitzhigham

“Bonjour, the Embassy of France' 'Ah, bonjour, excuse me for asking but where is the French Coastguard?' 'At the coast. Guarding.” quote by Tim Fitzhigham
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““Bonjour, the Embassy of France' 'Ah, bonjour, excuse me for asking but where is the French Coastguard?' 'At the coast. Guarding.””

Tim Fitzhigham

About This Quote

Source Stand-up Comedy: Live at the Edinburgh Fringe, 2015

A pun plays on the similarity of “coast guard” and “coastguard” to create a humorous misunderstanding.

In simple terms: Wordplay creates a funny mix‑up about a guard.

Key Takeaway

Enjoy puns that twist meanings.

Themes

humor language pun misunderstanding

Mood

playful lighthearted

Type

comedic linguistic

When to use this quote

  • stand‑up routine
  • language lesson
  • ice‑breaker

Key Concepts

semantic ambiguity phonetic similarity

Questions to Reflect On

  • Do you notice how small word changes alter meaning?
  • Can wordplay reveal hidden connections?
A Different Perspective

The joke relies on audience knowledge of “coast guard.”

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