“The last thing he wanted was to see the bright, shining, happy faces of the other angels up there.” — Joel Crofoot Copy Share Image
“I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.” — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
“Nefarious purposes translation: For disgusting demon sex and the birth of the Devil incarnate. Nice.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Oh, about beer I never lie,’ Crandall said. ‘A man who lies about beer makes enemies.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Will Hunting: Does this break the patient-doctor code? Sean Maguire: Only if you grab my ass. — Good Will Hunting Copy Share Image
“You are a deviant from the social norm!" "Is that an insult or a diagnosis?” — Roger Zelazny Copy Share Image
“Yossarian was moved by such intense pity for his poverty that he wanted to smash his pale. sad, sickly face with his… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“How dense and literal it is. I thought it had a much more sophisticated brain." "Your mother is dense," Alif said wearily.… — G. Willow Wilson Copy Share Image
“O beautiful, to make escape And leave this world behind. Had I to stay another day I'd lose my fucking mind...” — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
“Just look at the fellow, standing there like a bloody Greek god. Do you think she chose him because of his intellect?”… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“I am one of those servants – butlers usually – who respectfully points out when their master is about to do something… — Joe Dunthorne Copy Share Image
I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
“In my time first cousins did not meet like strangers. But we are learning modesty from the Americans, and old English ways… — Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu Copy Share Image
Back then, if you had a sore arm, the only people concerned were you and your wife. Now it's you, your wife,… — Jim Bouton Copy Share Image
“ASIO turned up on Hamza's doorstep a year ago, after he and his mate, both in their mid-twenties, returned from Yemen. They… — John Safran Copy Share Image
“The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,” the inventor said. “The… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry I'm so pathetic," he thought, and then realized he had also said it. Beth laughed, so lightly and so kindly… — Larry Doyle Copy Share Image
“He spent a very uncomfortable few moments trying to remember his prepared position for explaining to God that he had nonetheless been… — Christopher Brookmyre Copy Share Image
“ “Clever battle strategy often resembles madness. Knowing the difference … ah, well, the victors have the privilege of defining that, do… — Elisa Braden Copy Share Image
“Losing the Internet has forced them to interact verbally instead of microblogging their lives, but a lot of them still talk in… — Wayne Gladstone Copy Share Image
By 1914, the royal families of Europe were inbred to the point of pantomine. You feel about them as you do about… — Nancy Banks-Smith Copy Share Image
“Skin boils! Boils cause serious pain and physical suffering, and you also have to consider the ugliness factor. Even the most powerful… — Spencer C Demetros Copy Share Image
“We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Is it colour?’ ‘Oh yes.’ ‘You don’t let me down.You are my ambassador to pr0n, man.” — Christopher Brookmyre Copy Share Image
From my point of view, humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. — Maurizio Cattelan Copy Share Image
A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the… — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“I don't need to travel back in time to cause trouble. Seeing back through time finds me trouble enough!” — A.A. Bell Copy Share Image
“Attach yourself to revenue, if you do that, then nobody can touch you.” — Turney Duff Copy Share Image
“My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
