Funny Quote by Lisa Kleypas

“Just look at the fellow, standing there like a bloody Greek god. Do you think she chose him because of his intellect?”

— Lisa Kleypas

“I beg your pardon?” Catherine interrupted. “Are you implying that women have poor judgment?” “In these matters, yes.” Leo gestured to Christopher. “Just look…

— Lisa Kleypas

“I never think of him as a scholar assaulting me with how much he knows, but as a teacher eager to share a lifelong…

— William Zinsser

“What was it about scholarship and learning, he wondered, that seemed to wither the hearts of University men, leaving them incapable of loving anything…

— Ellen Kushner

“Ah, heavens and earth, friend, if you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with…

— Mark Twain

“I knew I should believe him, as he taught at Oxford, but his answers did not feel complete. It was like having a meal…

— Tracy Chevalier

“...but what I want you, my students, to take away from your middle-school experience," he continued, "is the sure knowledge that, in the future…

— R.J. Palacio

“He wanted a higher education!  ”

— Riley Weber

“Not only did he have the body of a Greek fucking god, but his smile, his eyes, and his laugh lit my life.”

— Adriane Leigh

“I thought it was amazing that I could get a diploma just for reading fiction. It was like being able to major in eating…

— Sarah Addison Allen

“No,” he said. “That would be imposing my beliefs on others, something I will never do. I really wish you would respect my career…

— E.L. Todd

“It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better.”

— Friedrich Nietzsche