Humour Quote by Good Will Hunting

I haven't been approached to do a 'Doctor Who' movie. I think they would be scraping the bottom of the barrel if they asked…

— Colin Baker

If the patient breaks the tie comes an explosion of anger

— Mak_786

“But then there are other cases… Cases in which the narrative of disease strays off the expected path, where the usual suspects all seem…

— Lisa Sanders

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

— Andy Borowitz

“Dr. Craig says you're the only patient he ever treated who kept saying nothing hurt when he examined you right until you passed out.…

— Ellen O'Connell

The purse of the patient often protracts his case.

— Johann Georg Ritter von Zimmermann

The physician knows that his little black bag can carry him only so far and that the body's own healing system is the main…

— Norman Cousins

“Where love is the case, the doctor's an ass”

— Daniel Defoe

Only the patients have to take off their clothes. I think I'm pretty safe.

— Sherry Stringfield

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

— Henny Youngman

“A stitch in time saves nine......if the patient goes to the doctor early...”

— Ankala Subbarao

“I was going to kill that doctor when he shoved his finger up my ass but then I realized the possibilities of that substance.”

— Neal Stephenson