Humour Quote by Jeff Marder Download Open image “We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.” — Jeff Marder ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour
We live in an age when pizza gets to your house before the police... but pizza is better than the cops — Drew Fonner Copy Share Image
I know I'm getting older because yesterday I called the police on my neighbors. — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
Children want to mimic adults. They notice when you choose to prepare fresh vegetables over calling in another pizza pie for dinner. They will… — Marcus Samuelsson Copy Share Image
But if you're from New York and you grew up here, you have it built into you - what a slice of pizza is… — J. Kenji Lopez-Alt Copy Share Image
If the cops are coming, get the hopping, running. Quick & drop that onion, ain't no stopping young'n. — JR Writer Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Self-deprecating humour is a common form of comedy and it helps get the audience on side because you're being vulnerable. — Alex Brooker Copy Share Image
