Humour Quote by Christopher Brookmyre

“Well you know what they say. It’s always raining somewhere.”

— Michael Monroe

“And so he suspected the mayor of easing the budget crunch for sheltering the poor by giving them one-way bus tickets to warmer climates.…

— Carol O'Connell

“If the Old Man said something was so, then it probably was, because he was one of these cautious babies who'll look out the…

— Dashiell Hammett

“No, you're mistaken. Not 'What filthy weather' but 'It's a fine rainy day.”

— Eric-Emmanuel Schmitt

“I don`t know if he was English but he spoke like it. He said good afternoon when everybody else said hardy weather or she…

— Patrick McCabe

“What difference does a little rain matter, since you’ll be getting wet anyhow?”

— Cylin Busby

“I don’t think anyone goes to Birmingham,”

— Heide Goody

“When a man is tired of London, maybe he should go somewhere else. 'Going out in the Midday Sun'.”

— Kate A. Hardy

“I landed in London on a wintry autumn evening. It was dark and raining, and I saw more fog and mud in a minute…

— Charles Dickens

“British rain was rarely that simple. For days on end, instead of falling, it simply hung around in the air like a wife waiting…

— Ruth Downie

“Rain could be worse! Granddad came back with petrol, just”

— Anh Do

“Rain is appealing. I can just stand out there letting the rain beat upon my back.”

— Shabnam Sinha