Humour Quote by Karen Maitland

“There was no end to the things that happened to sheep unless they had a shepherd who cared more about them than anything else…

— Ester Wier

“No sheep may leave the flock," he said to anyone who would listen, "unless he comes back again.”

— Leonie Swann

“Well, all I can say is that sheep are content, day after day in the field munching, minding their own business, not hurting anyone,…

— Mark Kloss

“So long as there are sheep Nature will insist on beasts of prey.”

— H.G. Wells

“I was never a keeper of sheep”

— Alberto Caeiro

“We are sheep surrounded by green pastures, but we will not eat. We seem to have no appetite for the Word of God.”

— James M. Rasbeary

“The sheep, I guess demented with love, didn't object to this at all. Casimir somehow found time to pull up some grass for it,…

— Robin McKinley

“If he was going to be boiled for a lamb, then he might as well be roasted for a sheep.”

— Terry Pratchett

“The sheep stampeded away because sheep are smart enough not to trust anyone for anything, especially not people who sleep in and crawl out…

— Catherine Lacey

“It seemed odd no one had thought of it before but in general there is no accounting for the bovine stupidity of mankind.”

— Zachary Mason

“Only sheep need a Shepard.”

— Elizabeth Lomeli

“A sheep without a shepherd, go astray.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita