Comedy Quote by Brett Tate

“She is so feisty I can’t decide if I want to squeeze her throat and watch her eyes gloss over with tears, or rip…

— Ker Dukey

“Most girls bored me outta my gourd, but this girl was intriguing. Entertaining, even. I didn’t faze her, at least not in a positive…

— Jamie McGuire

“The other problem is that she hasn’t arrived.” “Oh, yeah? And who is she?” “Well, she is a remarkable, funny, classy woman who can…

— Megan Karasch

“She’s something rare—smart, classy, gorgeous, funny, opinionated, and under it all, where she tries to hide it, kind. And burrowed beneath all of that,…

— Kennedy Ryan

“Her mouth contorted, and the wrinkles around her lips were like the dunes of a frosted cupcake. And I just wanted to lick her…

— Jarod Kintz

“Her bathrobe came off with one sweep, exposing her silky skin, fragrant from the bath. Perfect, he marveled, even as part of him wondered…

— Norah Wilson

“She’s funny and intelligent, well-mannered and clean, and her smile is exceedingly cute. Also, she has big tits.”

— Graham Parke

“As I stare at her soft pink lips, I listen to her shallow breaths, and bask in her beauty. Not the perfection that lies…

— K.J. Bell

“[She] was a remarkable looking woman. Remarkable in that she wasn’t what most people would call beautiful. But she oozed a raw femaleness that…

— Beth Hoffman

“She's smart, she's funny and she's not afraid to take risks. Not to mention that she's beautiful, sexy and charming. You know it, I…

— Karina Halle

“Why should she listen to a litany of her flaws when she knew them all so well? She never stood up straight. She always…

— Karen Ranney

“There are pillow creases on her face, and she cringes whenever she moves her legs.”

— Lauren DeStefano