Comedy Quote by Brett Tate

“His face was the sort of British face from which emotion has been so carefully banished that a foreigner is apt to think the…

— Edward Lucas White

“Fork! that symbol of the British art of gluttony.”

— Aporva Kala

Americans are really harsh about British people's teeth.

— Cher Lloyd

Is that a beard, or is Niedermayer eating a muskrat?

— Harry Neale

“She was very ugly - the ugliest person you ever saw in your life! Her hair was scraped into a bun, sticking straight out…

— Christianna Brand

“I could see it under the heavy moustache, was fixed and rather cruel-looking, with peculiarly sharp white teeth; these protruded over the lips, whose…

— Bram Stoker

“His face was a strong—a very strong—aquiline, with high bridge of the thin nose and peculiarly arched nostrils; with lofty domed forehead, and hair…

— Bram Stoker

Slanders, sir, for the satirical rogue says here that old men have grey beards, that their faces are wrinkled, their eyes purging think amber…

— William Shakespeare

Brits have a peculiar sense of humour. I love it.

— Katie Hopkins

“He had a moustache-and-beard combination that looked like a skinny white caterpillar taking a lap around his mouth.”

— Joe Haldeman

“Jamie popped a handful of Skittles into his bottle of Grolsch. He took a swig and savoured the tangy sweets shrinking in his mouth.…

— Nasser Hashmi

“It was a long head. It was a wedge, a sliver, a grotesque slice in which it seemed the features had been forced to…

— Mervyn Peake