Humour Quote by Valerie Z. Lewis Download Open image ““Carpe Rectum. Seize the hot ass the good Lord has provided.”” — Valerie Z. Lewis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour Philosophy
“Carpe Dium, I say. Seize the day. Grab it by the throat and rattle its bollocks” — Liz Jensen Copy Share Image
“I was forged in the bowels of this hard world. Sharpened by hate. Strengthened by love. He is wrong. None of them will survive.” — Pierce Brown Copy Share Image
“O God, You know me to be set in the midst of great peril. Grant me such strength of mind and body, that those… — S. M. Stirling Copy Share Image
“Oh, taste and see that the LORD is good; Blessed is the man who trusts in Him!” — Tyndale Copy Share Image
“Give thanks to the Lord, who reaches out to you, even when you hit rock bottom. Find strength in his love and wisdom.” — Gift Gugu Mona Copy Share Image
“At the Annexe, at this early hour, I delete you, my darling, my beloved, with your wide soft mouth against my neck. I would rather scrub your bones and place them in the open air, scrub your sternum, labour at your spine, scrub and scrub, with love, each vertebra, as particular as a nose, and lay you in the grass… — Peter Carey Copy Share
“All of you, fare well, and may you shelter in the palm of the Creator’s hand.” — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
“Stephen is my boyfriend," Doug said. "We're gay together." "I'm also gay when we're apart," Stephen added.” — Valerie Z. Lewis Copy Share Image
“And this song,” Doug said as the CD advanced to the next track, “Makes me think about how Stephen’s love completes my soul.” Rapid-fire… — Valerie Z. Lewis Copy Share Image
“What kind of sick freak makes people climb onto his roof to smoke?” Wilson asked.” — Valerie Z. Lewis Copy Share Image
“See, I thought gay sex would be all different and weird, but it was just like having sex with a woman, except way hotter.… — Valerie Z. Lewis Copy Share Image
“I also decided I want to have a meaningful relationship. But only with one person. And then stay with that person for a long… — Valerie Z. Lewis Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Self-deprecating humour is a common form of comedy and it helps get the audience on side because you're being vulnerable. — Alex Brooker Copy Share Image
