Humour Quote by Kyra Lennon

“Where’s…My…Cow?” They backed away. “Is that my cow?” the creature demanded, stepping forward unsteadily. It shook its head sadly.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Lucky for me, all four of his hooves missed my body as they found the ground. I picked my head up, thankful I didn't…

— Brittney Joy

“It's a natural progress, but still. That thing about the cow is so stupid. Do I look like a cow to you?”

— Meg Cabot

“She turned her head to look up at him. “This isn’t funny. I’m sure I threw up a cow. If I have to do…

— Mila Rossi

“She dragged me across the floor, stopping from time to time only to kick me. I didn't know our cows too could be so…

— Samuel Beckett

“Sometimes it frightens me how much I enjoy behaving like a complete cow.”

— Sarra Manning

“Jaw,” he said quickly. I dropped his hand. “Really? I thought you’d say elbow.” He lifted the scarf up onto his forehead. “You think…

— Megan Erickson

“A cow of an awkward pause mooed.”

— David Mitchell

“I stared back—cows are the few animals that really seem to see you.”

— Gillian Flynn

“His jaw was so tight I thought he'd break a couple of teeth.”

— Marshall Thornton

“A cow of awkward pause mooed.”

— David Mitchell

“Not the jaw, don’t hang on the — huh. Stronger than I expected.”

— Heather Tomlinson