“It is a curiously moving experience, to hear 350 sailors uttering the words "Oh shit!" in eleven different languages.” — John Biggins Copy Share Image
His wry sense of humour and his stalwart courage were an inspiring example to so many. His ability to laugh at Life's… — John McLeod Copy Share Image
If you give a man a fish, he'll be happy for an hour, if you teach a man to fish he,ll be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Life wasn't too bad. The trouble with Man was, even while he was having a good time, he didn't appreciate it. Why,… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
“Finn says, “No, ma’am,” as he enters the shop, where he gets poked directly in the chest by the fertility goddess. I… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“On a Tuesday they were we, and by Friday they were dead and they buried them in the courtyard side by side,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on where you were sitting) Libby let off the smelliest, loudest fart known to humanity. It came out… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“If your brother can't 'old 'is own against a bunch of orphans, 'e'd best leave off playing 'azard altogether!” — Sheri Cobb South Copy Share Image
I like doom and gloom with a sense of humour. Maybe it's a Scottish thing, we like to undercut indulgence with a… — Shirley Henderson Copy Share Image
“New Maxi-Pad Pets. Accessories for your period. Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes and in your pants.” — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“You were small, but far-famed. We were in Oldtown at your birth, and all the city talked of was the monster that… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“Welcome to Hell, where the living conditions went beyond crowded, the job sucked, and the pay sucked even worse. It was like… — Eve Langlais Copy Share Image
“Where is Polonius? - In heaven; send hither to see: if your messenger find him not there, seek him i' the other… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
As soon as I got funny, I killed any majestic intentions in my work. — William Wegman Copy Share Image
“Caleb dumped me on my birthday, Before I’d ordered an entrée, “What a dick!” some might say! But don’t you worry my… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
“It's never a good day when an ancient demon shows up on your toilet bowl.” — Angie Fox Copy Share Image
“...the more of a fool a man is, the less he cares to look like one” — Joe Ambercrombie Copy Share Image
“Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
