Humour Quote by Joseph Hansen

“Gay is the new straight, in case you haven't noticed.”

— Terry McMillan

“I'm not gay." He shook his head vigorously, then stopped and hung his head. He sounded so miserable when he whispered "Am I?”

— Sjd Peterson

“How do you make love to a gay guy?” “Lots of different ways.” Angelo’s grin slid away, his eyes darkening. “Maybe you could show…

— Darien Cox

“Straight guys, I was starting to realize, were quite frequently not one hundred percent straight.”

— Luke Hartwell

“Okay. I guess I’m just having a little trouble getting this all straight.”“It’s not ‘straight’ -- it’s gay. That’s why you’re having trouble.” She…

— Bobby Michaels

“You're gay!" she shrilled, and he pulled the phone away from his ear. "How in the hell do you know you're gay?" He smiled…

— Amy Lane

“Solomon was gay. He'd realized it sometime around the age of twelve. IT wasn't a hard thing to figure out, really. He saw boys…

— John Corey Whaley

“Listen, little lady, the people who do this kind of thing think if we rub up against them, they’ll catch it. But there ain’t…

— Jennifer Gooch Hummer

“You're not gay, you were just being a really good friend.”

— Kate Sherwood

“--so many people are a little queer, aren't they?--in fact, most people are when you know them well.”

— Agatha Christie

“Christ, it’s official. I have a hard-on for a straight guy. That’s just terrific.”

— Ella Frank

“If he turns out to be gay, I will be furious. They get all the good ones!”

— David Levithan