Ferrets Quote by J.A. Buckle

“There’s an indoor toilet, he informs us (though, as we soon find out, this “toilet” is a terrifying open hole above the tracks).”

— Christina Baker Kline

“There are some things people see in toilets that they wish they hadn’t. What Trevor Hawkins sees might even cost him his life.”

— Rob Johnson

“I think you’re funny, and the toilet sounds like a soda can opening when it flushes. It’s a diet soda, so it’s less filling…

— Jarod Kintz

“To my surprise, the toilet began to play music. It was probably supposed to be comforting, some sort of melody to soothe you while…

— Stuart Gibbs

“No doubt, the toilet must have come alive and regurgitated all over the floor and walls. The putrid water is still trickling from the…

— Kelby Losack

“Inside, I gagged. The floor was awash with excrement. Blocked toilet bowls brimmed with sewage. The place looked as if it hadn’t been cleaned…

— Geraldine Brooks

“Jason wasn't sure what to expect at the end--a dungeon, a mad scientist’s lab, or maybe a sewer reservoir where all Porta-Potty sludge ends…

— Rick Riordan

“Well, MacKenzie, YOU’RE the expert on toilets! It’s only 8:00 a.m. and your BRAIN is completely CONSTIPATED while your MOUTH has a severe case…

— Rachel Renée Russell

“Could the toilet be showing the future?”

— Royal

“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty.”

— Charles Bukowski

“silence falls. i open my eyes and ready myself to move, glancing down at me feet bridging the toilet bowl. it's gross that i…

— Kirsty McKay

“be sick or anything make sure you make it to the toilet.”

— Madison Grace