“A conversation between a boy and a pharmacist. The boy said, 'I need condoms.' The pharmacist replied, 'we sell them in packs of 3,9 and 12. Which one you want?' My Girl is hot! We are having dinner with her parents & then going out. Once she hears me, she shall want me all the time. Better give me the 12s pack. At dinner, before eating with her parents, he begins to pray and continues with his head down for several minutes. The Girl was amazed with her boyfriend's attitude and said, 'You never told me that you're such a religious person. And the boy said, 'And you never told me that your father's a pharmacist!”