Humour Quote by Will Thomas

“Men are quite unobservant, you know. They see only what they wish to see.”

— Cameron Dokey

“How do you look upon other men as astonishing organisms? Only by so regarding yourself.”

— James Broughton

“Men’s natures wrangle with inferior things, Though great ones are their object.”

— William Shakespeare

“Men who are certain of everything—well perhaps they're not men at all.”

— Mark Lawrence

“He was a very valiant man who first adventured on eating of oysters.”

— James VI & I

“...men are monsters all, and something in them wants to force others to see the world the same way they see it.”

— M.J. Rose

“Observers trying to decide what a man is like look closely at his actions.”

— Robert B. Cialdini

“Write me a creature that thinks as well as a man or better than a man, but not like a man.”

— Anonymous

“Objects are relatively stupid. They do a few things well, as do lobsters.”

— Leland Wilkinson

“I always thought it was remarkable that the oyster coats its enemy not only in something beautiful, but a part of itself.”

— Tarryn Fisher

“Do you appreciate that an oyster has, among its other organs, a heart?”

— Padgett Powell

“For where there are envy, strife, and divisions among you, are you not carnal and behaving like mere men?”

— Bob Sorge