Humour Quote by Jim Butcher

“And I served as an officer in the army.” “Very impressive. I’ve been told that war is boredom interspersed with violence and terror.”

— Julie Anne Long

“Learn to be a vampire, to be a warrior, to be the soldier you are capable of being. But consider the possibility that I…

— Chloe Neill

“It was no longer a war of humans against vampires. It was a war between justice and tyranny.”

— Juliette Cross

“They obviously weren't trying to recruit us, which was sort of a shame. I imagined a full unit of vampire soldiers and I got…

— Cherie Priest

“I get why no one bothers with the usual rules," ... "I was in the war, too, you know. Nothing looks or feels the…

— Paula McLain

“I knew without doubt that if any more of the vampires tried to attack us I’d kill them, too, regardless of apparent age, race,…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“...You think I lead these people for my own whim? I lead these people, honorable knight, because they have no one but me. Because…

— Hilari Bell

“I swore an oath. I’m not happy to be a vampire. It’s not the life I’d have picked. But it’s mine now, and I’ll…

— Chloe Neill

“I am the history of battery assault and limitless armies against whatever I want to do with my mind and my body and my…

— June Jordan

“And there you sit, gloating over what you have done, as if you were a martyr or a public benefactor -- as complacent and…

— Hope Mirrlees

“The nicest veterans...the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who'd really fought.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Commanders and historians are the people who discuss wars; I was in the infantry, and most of the time I did not know where…

— Robertson Davies