Humour Quote by Terry Pratchett

“He claimed to have attended “Harvard in New York”! Why not in Cambridge? Allston? Boston?”

— Lana M. Rochel

“Somehow she’d clabbered together a series of student loans to get her undergraduate degree at Boston College. Her graduation gift to herself was a…

— Wendy Wax

I went to Cambridge University and was the first in my family to graduate.

— Jo Cox

Never say 'I went to Harvard.' Say 'I schooled in the Boston area.'

— Teju Cole

“his college girlfriend, Everett.”

— Lauren Graham

An English writer telephoned me from London, asking questions. One was, ‘What’s your alma mater?’ I told him, ‘Books.

— Malcolm X

“She leaned back a little in her chair and looked at me in silence for a considerable time. Finally she said, “Of all the…

— Robert B. Parker

“Mrs Kerslake:" but if there is no chance of being offered a place at Oxford, surely-?" Simon Kerslake: "Thats not what i said Mother,…

— Mark Twain

“Harvard was a lovely assisted-living facility from which I'd emerged, like my classmates, stupider and more confident.”

— Avi Steinberg

When Harvard men say they have graduated from Radcliffe, then we've made it.

— Jackie Kennedy

I got a PhD from Harvard and a few years later, there was a girl from Sunderland who hadn't got into Oxford or Cambridge,…

— Fiona Hill

Cambridge was the place for someone from the Colonies or the Dominions to go on to, and it was to the Cavendish Laboratory that…

— Aaron Klug