Cancel me not - for what then shall remain? Abscissas, some mantissas, modules, modes, A root or two, a torus and a… — Stanislaw Lem Copy Share Image
I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“We, in the interest of the so-called progress, have been persuaded to leave the production and at times the cooking of our… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
“Meaning 'by way of the anus'. 'Per Annum', with two n's, means 'yearly'. The correct answer to the question, 'What is the… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“There are few things more discomfiting than a spontaneous outburst of genuine decency from someone you’re determined to dislike for no good… — Gregory David Roberts Copy Share Image
Nobody uses his car in New York, because so many people use it that traffic is congested and unbearably slow. — George Mikes Copy Share Image
“To exemplify, -a beautiful glossy nut, which, blessed with original strength, has outlived all the storms of autumn. Not a puncture, not… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
Cigarette companies market heavily to young people. They need young customers because their product kills the older ones. It is the only… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Masked by a pair of pink cotton panties, the man looks like some sort of deranged bank robber.” — Dave Lundy Copy Share Image
“All of us and perhaps all of you read in childhood, while in school, that greatest of all monuments of ancient literature,… — Yevgeny Zamyatin Copy Share Image
“Listen carefully, Lucas Steele, because I will only say this once. I am NOT your mate, I will never be your mate,… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
It might suprise you to know I think I raised them too much, too — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
“In truth, he had always considered the sight of men eating croissants slightly ridiculous, especially at the beginning, when for the first… — Gish Jen Copy Share Image
“He done his level best. Was he a mining on the flat.. He done it with a zest.. Was he a leading… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
“The reason politics makes strange bedfellows is because they all like the same bunk.” — Los Angeles Times Copy Share Image
Into love and out again, Thus I went and thus I go. Spare your voice, and hold your pen: Well and bitterly… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“Apollo wanted out. Out of Aphrodite, out of this bathroom, out of this house, and out of this life.” — Marie Phillips Copy Share Image
Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults. — Harvey Kurtzman Copy Share Image
I read and learned and fretted more about Canada after I left than I ever did while I was home. I absorbed… — Will Ferguson Copy Share Image
