Funny Quote by Abraham Lincoln

Wretches hang that jurymen may dine.

— Alexander Pope

The hungry judges soon the sentence sign, and wretches hang that jurymen may dine.

— Alexander Pope

The hungry judges soon the sentence sign, and wretches hang that jury-men may dine

— Alexander Pope

Lazy people know how to avoid jury duty, then again, who needs a jury ?

— Grass Hopper

There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for…

— Jon Stewart

“I served on a jury recently. We got hung; we were 6 vs 6.”

— Mike Bove

“Judge not,' it has been said, but being a juryman can be a pleasant occupation when one is not weighing up human actions and…

— Claudio Magris

“Jury trials are really nothing more than poorly written stage plays. You’ve got two authors writing opposing narratives and a director who is paid…

— Elizabeth L. Silver

It is not the purpose of a juryman's office to give justice as a favor to whoever seems good to him, but to judge…

— Socrates

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury…

— DaniAlla And Her BFF

“Let’s be clear: Every day, all day they sit in a jury box—judging themselves.”

— Sheenah Hankin

The time has come for professional jurors.

— Joseph Wambaugh