The only award I've been nominated for is a Scottish BAFTA. A Scottish BAFTA, it's like hearing that the animals have their… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
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I started in comedy when I first started as an actor on stage and doing improvisational theater and stuff like that. So… — Andy Garcia Copy Share Image
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You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me." "I was ninety percent sure." "I see," Clary… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
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“The others would then fall silent and she would continue about doped gallium arsenide detectors, or the ethanol content of the galactic… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the best lubricant for oiling the machinery of human… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The ship, which appeared to belong to another band, was just passing by for a look. She was bigger than the Old… — Nicholas Eames Copy Share Image
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Once you capitulate to one dictator, does that mean that the next dictator or the next terrorist that says you're not going… — Ed Royce Copy Share Image
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Growing up, I didn't know anything about comedy and didn't know anything about comedians or what standup was. I grew up in… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
“Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well...They can be useful. But mainly...They are nice to look at. Getting the right… — Rachel Hill Copy Share Image
Anyway, after we go out and work our hearts out, after you go out and help us turn out the vote, after… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“You're next Claire." She laughed. "Nope, not ready. See, we know about this thing called birth control, and we use it," she… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
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Janet Mock's honest and sometimes searing journey is a rare and important look into la vida liminal, one that she manages to… — Raquel Cepeda Copy Share Image
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Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
The more repression there is, the more need there is for irreverence toward those who are responsible for that repression. But too… — Paul Krassner Copy Share Image
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“You were baptized?" "My sister told me that yes, Father baptized me shortly after birth. My mother was a Protestant of a… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“No. This was a crude and adolescent way of talking to the fairer gender, it rarely works. When it does work, the… — J.C. Wickhart Copy Share Image
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![“What Taika [Watiti] still bring to it [Hunt for the Wilderpeople], it really sums up what life is like in New Zealand, or what our sensibilities, our sense of humor, how we come together, how easy it would be, feels like. You know, we have a small population and so you know the bizarreness of the…” quote by Rhys Darby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/078/rhys-darby-12111_army_what-taika-watiti-still-bring-to-it-hunt_2543495.jpg)
