'Bridesmaids,' I think, opened up a door to allow women to show a bunch of different women in different ways of being… — Kay Cannon Copy Share Image
Actors are a great subject for a comedy. They're inherently funny because, like sportsmen, they take themselves so seriously. — Matt Berry Copy Share Image
If a man….who’s playing in front of the public, is being well paid, and he doesn’t dedicate himself to the job, I’d… — Bill Shankly Copy Share Image
Don't write us off. Nobody thought we'd win the World Series in 2005, but we did. There are years when we think… — Jerry Reinsdorf Copy Share Image
Whats the difference between a bomb and a condom..?! n a bomb blast population decreases but in a condom blast population increases.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't really find things funny unless they're deeply tragic at the same time. I think if you're funny just for the… — Lee Hall Copy Share Image
We didn't have rehab back in the Seventies. Back in the Seventies, rehab meant you stopped doing coke, but you kept smoking… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It's like, wow, he's a superhuman moron… So he wears lipstick, has a… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
What's special with 'Corrie' is that they have the comedy element, women are funny as well - they might do the emotional… — Michelle Keegan Copy Share Image
Journalists said they had never seen so many funny women as leads when we did 'Hotwives' - we had a cast of… — Danielle Schneider Copy Share Image
People who know my music are like 'Yo, that's Steve G-Lover rapping this 'Paper Boi' song. It's hot. I need this song.'… — Stephen Glover Copy Share Image
Give a compliment to a fat chick today, she'll literally remember you until the day she dies... Because elephants never forget. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Listen, Harr,y can I have a go on it? Can I?" "I don't think anyone should ride that broom just yet!" said… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
My teacher told me to shoot for the stars, you can be anything. I told him if I do that I would… — Livefree2dream44 Copy Share Image
Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was… — Jack Paar Copy Share Image
“He sent Eliza a small smile before turning to Lawrence. "What say you and I return to the hotel for a bit?… — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
When you are 15, everything is such high stakes, even tiny things. I think because of that, it is funny but sad… — Sophie Wu Copy Share Image
I'm not sure when exactly I knew I was funny, but I always knew I was different. I never had an 'edit'… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I like storms. I like thunder and lightning. What I do during a storm is shag my girlfriend and pretend that we're… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“Scheide,'Noah said. I decided to give the drink another shot. 'What does that mean?' I asked, then sipped. 'Vagina' I almost choked,… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse,… — Asheya Copy Share Image
“She seemed to feed on their laughter, and they on her humor, like the lily of the pond—sustained by the very water… — Molly Collier Copy Share Image
“He watched in awe as she stacked up an enormous armload of music. "There," she finished, slapping Frank Zappa's Greatest Hits on… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
If a girl asks you a question, its better to just tell her the truth, chances are she's asking you because she… — Scarlet Kim Copy Share Image
I've never been in love with Marcello [Mastroianni]. I wasn't even attracted to him physically. I admired him. I followed him and… — Giovanna Cau Copy Share Image
In the '80s, it was difficult and frustrating to appear in the theater and TV again, even though I had some successful… — David Cassidy Copy Share Image
Age has extremely little to do with anything that matters. The difference between one age and other is, as a rule, enormously… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear ugly people, if you ever feel that you hate your life, don't worry, you are not alone. I hate your life… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
3 Things I know about you: 1) You cannot say P without your lips touching 2) You just tried 3) Youre now smiling and Sharing this — Ronde Dawson Copy Share Image
“Easy for you to say. You're the one who got plowed. I was doing the plowing." Cam's mouth opened. Oh my God,… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Mom," say Malia Obame, "why dont you go get the photo albem of dad when he was a small boy, maybe it… — Seinfeld 2000 Copy Share Image
“She had no idea how long they kissed—and kissed—but she didn’t think about stopping until she ran out of air. Breathing hard,… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“I shot him a look. "That bouncer was really big." His lips quirked. "Oh, Kitten, see, I try not to say bad… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Have you ever loved someone so much, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world & all to yourself? Well, apparently… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People get burned out in big families, you can even see it in the naming of children. Like the first kid, "You… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I applied the same mentality to my social media as I did when I was doing my boot camps. I thought, well,… — Joe Wicks Copy Share Image
Those really long car rides with your family and you just blast your iPod, look out the window,and block out the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
![“I've never been in love with Marcello [Mastroianni]. I wasn't even attracted to him physically. I admired him. I followed him and supported him, but nothing ever clicked.” quote by Giovanna Cau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/12f/giovanna-cau-26452_attracted_i-ve-never-been-in-love-with-marcello-ma_2644653.jpg)
