We will slaughter them; Bush Junior, and his international gang of bastards! — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
“I'm English. We're about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time.” — L.H. Thomson Copy Share Image
I write the songs first and in most cases teach myself the technique second. — Joe Satriani Copy Share Image
We are more heavily invested in the theories of failure than we are in the theories of success. — Albert Bandura Copy Share Image
Whenever I see a Caution: slippery when wet sign I hide it somewhere, then I sit down & enjoy the show. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Let's focus on the funny. ... That's what I'm focused on... This is the gift God gave me. That's what I want… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
In black comedic culture, there's always been a thing about "Man, I ain't gotta wear a dress to be funny!" But I've… — Jamie Foxx Copy Share Image
“Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then . . . he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to… — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
I walked into the local library and asked the librarian do you've any books on the meaning of life? And she said… — Jeremy Limn Copy Share Image
It's funny because when you're a Welshman living in England, you always get the mickey taken out of you for being Welsh,… — Gwilym Lee Copy Share Image
People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
I think the pants is more important for men than a wife. There are many places where you can safely go without… — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
