Work on the Who, the Who, and the Who. Add some Who, and then explore the Who. The What and Where will… — T. J. Jagodowski Copy Share Image
My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I had to take a physical to do this show. They had a lot of weird questions like, "Have you ever tried… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a man sitting in the dining room of the Titanic, he said: "I know I asked for ice, but this… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
It's funny, but I always feel really safe on the streets of London. It's the most inspiring place to be in the… — Pete Doherty Copy Share Image
If it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day you will pay the price if you're… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
I’m not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don’t have a good story behind it, I’m just reasonable. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
