Funny Quote by Robert Burns

And every shepherd tells his tale Under the hawthorn in the dale.

— John Milton

“When I was a little girl, my favorite television show starred Roy Rogers and Dale Evans- the queen of the cowgirls." Mrs. Coley explained.…

— Terri Farley

“snowed in and much of the range would be covered too deep. The outlaws were good hands up to a point, but they had…

— Louis L'Amour

“The air was cool and fresh and smelled of the kelp and salt that streamed in off the bay at the full of the…

— Anne Rivers Siddons

The even mead, that erst brought sweetly forth The freckled cowslip, burnet, and green clover, Wanting the scythe, all uncorrected, rank, Conceives by idleness,…

— William Shakespeare

When May, with cowslip-braided locks, Walks through the land in green attire. And burns in meadow-grass the phlox His torch of purple fire: And…

— Bayard Taylor

“The purple haze of the wych elms; the blue flash of a kingfisher’s wings; the statuesque rightness of the milch cows in that green…

— Ronald Frame

“Over hill, over dale, Thorough bush, thorough brier, Over park, over pale, Thorough flood, thorough fire, I do wander everywhere, Swifter than the moon's…

— William Shakespeare

“In the narrow thread of sod between the shaved banks and the toppling fences grow the relics of what once was Illinois — the…

— Aldo Leopold

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

— Ogden Nash

“... when they hear hooves they look for zebras instead of horses”

— Christopher Brookmyre

“Lucky for me, all four of his hooves missed my body as they found the ground. I picked my head up, thankful I didn't…

— Brittney Joy