The nearest each of us can come to God is by loving the truth. — R. Buckminster Fuller Copy Share Image
Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five. — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part! — Robert Knepper Copy Share Image
Consciously join with and become part of the power that is in everything around you. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
A lot of comedians are really funny onstage, but they can't do a podcast. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
“Words to live by: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.” — Robin Glasser Copy Share Image
Bereavement is a universal and integral part of our experience of love. — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
While looking for love I sent my pictures to the Lonely Hearts Club. The reply came back, We are not that lonely. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“He went through the bills with the jaundiced eye of a China trader, asking himself not whether he had been stolen from,… — KJ Charles Copy Share Image
What's funny is I still, more than anything, get recognized for 'The Mighty Ducks.' I love it. When I was younger, I… — Elden Henson Copy Share Image
I secretly had this name 'Nancy and Beth' come into my mind, and I thought, 'Oh my God, that's such a funny,… — Megan Mullally Copy Share Image
“Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolster your ego by doing… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit… — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny. — Shahrukh Khan Copy Share Image
“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image