A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught a fish yet... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love the stage. I'm always sniffing around to see if there's something I can squidge in quickly. — Matthew Rhys Copy Share Image
Happy Canada Day to my new countryman if they ever reinstate the military draft here. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Snoring is your body's way of telling everyone not to disturb me asshole can't you see we are sleeping. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear alarm clock, It might be you they hit on, but it's me they're sleeping with. Sincerely, bed. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
One of the difficulties with all our institutions is the fact that we've emphasized the reward instead of the service. — Harry S. Truman Copy Share Image
“It's empty." Duane swore harsh enough to make a sailor blush, calling into question not only the suspect's parentage, but that somehow… — Andrew Grey Copy Share Image
A funny thing happens when you go to another country or invest in a company from another country. Suddenly everyone in that… — Michael Seibel Copy Share Image
“Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di 3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di. Lekin SAAS chup rahi… — Sadie Copy Share Image
It was funny, a lot of people who rejected me as a player, later said, 'Oh, we did it to help you.'… — Cafu Copy Share Image
I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It's funny because all through the '80s I didn't do TV and movies very much. I prided myself that I was making… — Charles Kimbrough Copy Share Image
