Funny Quote by The Walking Dead Download Open image “~Did somebody say Spaghetti Tuesday~” — The Walking Dead ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
“And never, never, dear madam, put 'Wednesday' simply as the date! That way madness lies! ” — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“Dinner is leftover spaghetti, with meat sauce, warmed up in the microwave. I eat spaghetti nine times a week, every week, and it is… — Craig Lancaster Copy Share Image
“Daryl Dixon: [about Merle] Toughest asshole I ever met, my brother. Feed him a hammer, he'd crap out nails.” — The Walking Dead Copy Share Image
“Daryl Dixon: [to Andrea] Shoot me again? You best pray I'm dead.” — The Walking Dead Copy Share Image
“Rick to Herschel: My wife is pregnant. That is either a gift here, or a death sentence out there.” — The Walking Dead Copy Share Image
“Rick Grimes: Where'd you find everyone? Daryl Dixon: Well, those guys' tail lights zigzagging all over the road - figured he had to be… — The Walking Dead Copy Share Image
“Daryl Dixon: You got some balls for a Chinaman. Glenn: I'm Korean. Daryl Dixon: Whatever.” — The Walking Dead Copy Share Image
“Rick Grimes: [Jimmy reaches for a rifle; Rick takes it from him] You ever fire one before? Jimmy: Well, if I'm going out I… — The Walking Dead Copy Share Image
“Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle.” — The Walking Dead Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
