Funny-and-random Quote by The Walking Dead Download Open image ““Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle.”” — The Walking Dead ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny-and-random
“Hector Dumble thought the name 'Hector Dumble' was a really dumb name.” — Neil McFarlane Copy Share Image
“I swear his pheromones have my freaking name written on them. They hone in and attack.” — Carrie Jones Copy Share Image
“Your name, wha--what was it? Habbe what? What does it mean?” “Habbe Esa, Road to the Wolf, Hunter of the Wolf. My brother the… — Catherine Anderson Copy Share Image
“After giving it some thought, I've decided to name my monkey mind Ricky Bobby. I was thinking about Latin names like Javier, but I… — Anna White Copy Share Image
“I’m quite a hand on names. Let me think on it.” “Something impressive for a boy, Ma.” Amy pursed her lips. “You know--like Mighty… — Catherine Anderson Copy Share Image
“Sorry, Carlos. What have you got? (Terri) Plenty of fine wine and silk sheets with a high threat count. (Carlos)” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Daryl Dixon: [about Merle] Toughest asshole I ever met, my brother. Feed him a hammer, he'd crap out nails.” — The Walking Dead Copy Share Image
“Daryl Dixon: [to Andrea] Shoot me again? You best pray I'm dead.” — The Walking Dead Copy Share Image
“Rick to Herschel: My wife is pregnant. That is either a gift here, or a death sentence out there.” — The Walking Dead Copy Share Image
“Rick Grimes: Where'd you find everyone? Daryl Dixon: Well, those guys' tail lights zigzagging all over the road - figured he had to be… — The Walking Dead Copy Share Image
“Daryl Dixon: You got some balls for a Chinaman. Glenn: I'm Korean. Daryl Dixon: Whatever.” — The Walking Dead Copy Share Image
“Rick Grimes: [Jimmy reaches for a rifle; Rick takes it from him] You ever fire one before? Jimmy: Well, if I'm going out I… — The Walking Dead Copy Share Image
“I was shameless in my supermarket-shelf mass-market taste. I loved King, Evanovich, Grisham and Brown. I won't lie; the oficial-looking filing cabinet in the… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Darling Daddy, This is Rose. Very good news. Caddy is going to marry Micheal. In case you have forgotten because you have not been… — Hilary McKay Copy Share Image
“I wasn't exactly sure what "nothing good" meant, but I could imagine in this world of humans, "nothing good" could mean a lot of… — Tamra Torero Copy Share Image
“You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.” — Christy Leigh Stewart Copy Share Image
“By the power of Grayskull. . . I have the power!" Nick "By the power of Grayskull, I'm going to cleave your skull from… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Thanks for coming," Zach told him. He slapped Jonas on the back. And I felt like I'd fallen into an alternate universe. One where… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
“He'd have to turn on his high-voltage charm with these people. Should work. They were only used to 12V battery power after all-he'd dazzle… — Josephine Myles Copy Share Image
“If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Do ever respond to a question without asking another question? Does it bother you? No. But it does confirm my hypothesis. What hypothesis? He… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Dear God, Why don't you ever get inspired by those carmakers who recall defective models? Please be humble, accept that you made and mistake… — EverSkeptic Copy Share Image
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