Funny Quote by The Walking Dead Download Open image ““Daryl Dixon: You got some balls for a Chinaman. Glenn: I'm Korean. Daryl Dixon: Whatever.”” — The Walking Dead ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
“Thank God I found my Chinaman in time. It's like being married to your little finger, but he's all mine.” — Gabriel García Márquez Copy Share Image
“These men were so handsome and spoke with such beautiful accents, like the South Koreans I had watched on pirated videos, that my mother… — Yeonmi Park Copy Share Image
“We must have made a funny sight: two gentlemen in white suits and white bowlers tiptoeing through the jungle.” — William Waterman Sherman Copy Share Image
“I caught him giving Glenn a thumbs-up, as if saying, Go for it, Buddy, be my guest! As if I was his property and… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“Pop takes a sip of coffee and puts it next to his iPad mini, which is only used for mah jong and some game called Ant Smasher. Then he folds his knobbled hands over his belly and levels a cut-the-bullshit stare at me. I call it the Vietnam look. It’s a look that says, I was in a fucking war...you… — Laurelin Paige Copy Share
“I'm glad you said that, my sneaky fox, because I fell hard for you. What I mean is...I don't think I'll ever be satisfied,… — Hajin Yoo Copy Share Image
“Hello-o-o-o-o, Nick,” I said, hitting thek hard. “You’re the world’s biggest jerk for what you did to Jax. You ever show your scrawny face… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“My mother and I feared the worst as we waited and waited for his return. When he finally staggered in around midnight, he couldn’t… — Masaji Ishikawa Copy Share Image
“Kaz is … I don’t know, he’s like nobody else I’ve ever known. He surprises me.” “Yes. Like a hive of bees in your… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
“Whatever. He was more pissed off by us playing a game of who could think up the worst nickname for him.” “Let me guess,… — Alexandra Bracken Copy Share Image
“Daryl Dixon: [about Merle] Toughest asshole I ever met, my brother. Feed him a hammer, he'd crap out nails.” — The Walking Dead Copy Share Image
“Daryl Dixon: [to Andrea] Shoot me again? You best pray I'm dead.” — The Walking Dead Copy Share Image
“Rick to Herschel: My wife is pregnant. That is either a gift here, or a death sentence out there.” — The Walking Dead Copy Share Image
“Rick Grimes: Where'd you find everyone? Daryl Dixon: Well, those guys' tail lights zigzagging all over the road - figured he had to be… — The Walking Dead Copy Share Image
“Rick Grimes: [Jimmy reaches for a rifle; Rick takes it from him] You ever fire one before? Jimmy: Well, if I'm going out I… — The Walking Dead Copy Share Image
“Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle.” — The Walking Dead Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image