Using Viagra to masturbate is a hardest time in every man's life... — Nikhil Saluja Every man Copy Share Image
Site Engineer is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. — Nikhil Saluja Engineering Copy Share Image
I often wonder how my tweets are going to sound when read aloud at my future divorce hearing. — Nikhil Saluja Tweets Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, What the hell would I do without them — Nikhil Saluja Friends Copy Share Image
Animal testing is a terrible idea. They get nervous and give the wrong answers. — Nikhil Saluja Animal testing Copy Share Image
Griddle cakes, pancakes, hotcakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
You know what's fun? Go to a German restaurant and insist on using chopsticks. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Amazing Home Remedies: Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. — Nikhil Saluja Cutting yourself Copy Share Image
Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Regarding jam sessions: jazz musicians are the only workers I can think of who are willing to put in a full shift… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
My Friend dumped his GF last night. To make her feel better, I gave her company in her shower today & BITCH… — Nikhil Saluja Business Copy Share Image
Maturity is humility. It is being big enough to say, I was wrong. And, when right, the mature person need not experience… — Nikhil Saluja Aging Copy Share Image
If people criticize you, hurt you, shout at you, don't be bothered.. just remember In every game the audience make noise, not… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I spent a night in jail but honestly who could have known it's illegal to pee from a hotel balcony into the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
For every successful man there's always a girl. For every homeless man there's usually a dog. Long story short, men have bitches. — Nikhil Saluja Long story Copy Share Image
They say gay people have gaydar, which lets them figure out who else is gay. Waiters in expensive restaurants have something similar,… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Alex Rodriguez never gets clutch hits in October, yet his fans insist on comparing him to Babe Ruth. So A-Rod tries to… — Nikhil Saluja Babe ruth Copy Share Image
He who knows not, and knows not he knows not, he is a fool, shun him. He who knows not, and knows… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
After miraculously surviving two heart surgeries, pneumonia and a mild stroke, at 82 my grandfather was no longer able to care for… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I was eating an orange the other day and a friend said, Did you know nothing rhymes with 'orange?' So, I threw… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A couple is married for 47 years and the woman dies. At the funeral, the pallbearers swing the coffin, which hits a… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
