Facebook Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 20

WIFE, Is in trouble with her roles when her husband finds her a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the…

— Nikhil Saluja

If you're not following me yet, hopefully reading this tweet will convince you.

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Im on a strict diet. Whiskey and Vagina.

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LOVE, Is like measles -- much worse when it comes late in life;

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The ones that learn by reading............ The few who learn by observation.......... The rest of them have to pee on the electric…

— Nikhil Saluja

WOMAN, LIBERATED, a female who has sex before marriage and a job after.

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MARRIAGE, The dawn of romance and the commencement of history;

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Women are like plug sockets. You have to stick something into all three holes before they work.

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I got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's getting breasts, one's getting whiskers. My life is over.

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If her husband walks in while you're fucking her... ask him to join. You're already fucked anyways...

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You Can Waste It Or Use It For Good! What You Do Today Is Important Because You Are Exchanging A Day Of…

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, WISE, one who makes her husband feel as if he is head of the house when, in reality, he is only…

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There is nothing like love in this world unless you experience it.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A confrontation which always demands the greatest understanding of the subtle art of insincerity possible between two human beings;

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God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?

— Nikhil Saluja

KISSING, A method of getting two people so close together that they can't possibly see anything wrong with each other;

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MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which the husband knows when to remember and a wife knows what to forget;

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Ladies: Men wouldn't cheat if you did a little less nagging, and a little more gagging.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

— Nikhil Saluja

BRB Have to run to the toilet, but I'll be back in two shakes of a man's penis.

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Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

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I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

— Nikhil Saluja

My girlfriend told me I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds.

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SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

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Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall .... And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch ....…

— Nikhil Saluja