Facebook Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 22

Just be yourself is great advice to maybe 12% of people.

— Nikhil Saluja

I started pooping 10 times a day because it's where I come up with my best tweets.

— Nikhil Saluja

Light Lunch? Whiskey and a Cigar

— Nikhil Saluja

Do not cry for those who hurt you, this way you're making them successful, smile and be the winner.

— Nikhil Saluja

Girls become so ugly when they know they're pretty

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MARRIAGE, A ceremony favoured in England -- it's the only way to beat their cold winters and lack of central heating;

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MARRIAGE, A bargain, and a sensible person understands that someone must get the better of any bargain;

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There's no place like home. Especially when we're talking about The best place to take a shit.

— Nikhil Saluja

The doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks... So now I have to sit down when I…

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Consultant is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

— Nikhil Saluja

What is the greatest fear of the dildo farmer? Squatters!

— Nikhil Saluja

My uncle is in a coma - he's living the dream.

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MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when either party is good at taking orders

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Not to brag but its women who always say 'SORRY' to me Like this women in bar last night said: SORRY Asshole,…

— Nikhil Saluja

You are the Powerful person only when., your Presence can decrease or increase someones Heartbeat.!!!

— Nikhil Saluja

Alex Rodriguez never gets clutch hits in October, yet his fans insist on comparing him to Babe Ruth. So A-Rod tries to…

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The only adventure open to the cowardly;

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LOVE, Is really just being stupid together;

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How about this, you remove Funny/Model from your bio and let me be the judge of that.

— Nikhil Saluja

Oh you're the type of girl that uses your personality as birth control.

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is never so busy bringing home the bacon that he forgets the applesauce;

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I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or…

— Nikhil Saluja

Personnely I think that conservatives & liberals should move towards the middle of the road. Makes it easier to run'em over.

— Nikhil Saluja

People usually say Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Personally, I find it's in big boobs.

— Nikhil Saluja