Facebook Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 23

LOVE, Is a fan club with only two members;

— Nikhil Saluja

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

— Nikhil Saluja

I usually try not to sound like an idiot but it's really hard because I am an idiot.

— Nikhil Saluja

So your name is Will, But you don't call your crotch The Willderness, then what the fuck?

— Nikhil Saluja

TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sorry is word, and when heard repeatedly it becomes a lie.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't Take It Seriously * When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly…

— Nikhil Saluja

Fat Girls are a dish best served not at all.

— Nikhil Saluja

I hate it when I have a tweet in my head and my friends doesn't retweet it.

— Nikhil Saluja

When do these twitter girls will realize that boys are usually following them or retweeting them for sexting & not for their tweets?

— Nikhil Saluja

I should be ashamed of yourself.

— Nikhil Saluja

What was the first tweet of twitter? Probably about assholes coming soon.

— Nikhil Saluja

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

— Nikhil Saluja

My biggest problem is falling in love with those who retweet me,

— Nikhil Saluja

Women speak in estrogen. Men listen in testosterone.

— Nikhil Saluja

Women love sex in the dark because they can't stand to see a man have a good time.

— Nikhil Saluja

Woman say:WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY. Woman means:I'm not going to stay over until I find out if this guy at the gym…

— Nikhil Saluja

Remember, ladies: mouthwash is still cheaper than an abortion.

— Nikhil Saluja

Life: One word is enough.

— Nikhil Saluja

Woman say:NO, PIZZA'S FINE Woman means:you cheap slob!

— Nikhil Saluja

Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

— Nikhil Saluja

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.

— Nikhil Saluja

You know you're on your period when everyone around you has an attitude problem.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Something which is called a feast -- unfortunately, sometimes the appetiser is better than the main course;

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't have anger issues, I have issues with idiots who make me angry.

— Nikhil Saluja