Facebook Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 16

Complaining & whining won't bring you back the sunshine.

— Nikhil Saluja

Three Things to Control... Tounge, Temper and Temptation.

— Nikhil Saluja

My twitter timeline is way more impressive than my real life.

— Nikhil Saluja

I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

— Nikhil Saluja

Feelings? I can feel my fist on your face.

— Nikhil Saluja

When everything fails, masturbate.

— Nikhil Saluja

There's always money in the banana stand.

— Nikhil Saluja

Justin Beiber? I didn't know I had a little sister.

— Nikhil Saluja

Life Insurance: A contract that leaves you poor while you live so you can die rich.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting;

— Nikhil Saluja

COMMUNISM : You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.

— Nikhil Saluja

Some women need to walk around with a stripper pole to match their outfit.

— Nikhil Saluja

Men are more likely to be struck by lightening than women. That means no storms occur in a kitchen.

— Nikhil Saluja

Isn't it strange that a group of very intelligent individuals combined into a political party become collectively stupid?

— Nikhil Saluja

A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

— Nikhil Saluja

How we all always forget that there are more people helping the victims than those people creating the victims.

— Nikhil Saluja

My Birth may be normal but my Death should be History!!

— Nikhil Saluja

Money talks. And it usually says goodbye.

— Nikhil Saluja

There's no such thing as non-existence.

— Nikhil Saluja

As a true atheist I'm am actually popeless romantic.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, is much like a fire -- he goes out if unattended;

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, A man who has to grow old alone;

— Nikhil Saluja

The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

— Nikhil Saluja

To me, drink responsibly means don't spill it.

— Nikhil Saluja

Whiskey & Vagina go hand in hand.

— Nikhil Saluja

Light Lunch? Whiskey and a Cigar

— Nikhil Saluja

A smile is nearly always inspired by another smile. :) :)

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, The crocodile in the river of desire;

— Nikhil Saluja

This isn't an office-It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, The only game that two can play and both win;

— Nikhil Saluja

Never be afraid to take some chances. That's how you grow.

— Nikhil Saluja

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, The last and most serious of the childhood diseases;

— Nikhil Saluja

Women speak in estrogen. Men listen in testosterone.

— Nikhil Saluja

A fool and his money ¦can throw a truly great party!

— Nikhil Saluja

My mistakes always learn from me.

— Nikhil Saluja

Just won a staring contest... With the wall

— Nikhil Saluja

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

— Nikhil Saluja

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.

— Nikhil Saluja

Man who keep feet firmly on ground, have trouble putting on pants. Woman who slides down banister, makes monkey shine.

— Nikhil Saluja