Facebook Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 15

The things that give me headaches are usually women.

— Nikhil Saluja

I just made this girl's day by blocking her on twitter.

— Nikhil Saluja

I lost my shame the day I was born.

— Nikhil Saluja

Of course I'm eating a ciggarete. The sign says no smoking.

— Nikhil Saluja

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

— Nikhil Saluja

We don't negotiate with cockroaches.

— Nikhil Saluja

Women speak 20000 words a day while men only speak 7000

— Nikhil Saluja

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

— Nikhil Saluja

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, PERFECT, is, in a man's second marriage, her first mate

— Nikhil Saluja

When it comes to sex, most women are like the government. All talk, no action.

— Nikhil Saluja

Even if women came with Terms & Conditions, you still wouldnt read them.

— Nikhil Saluja

Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!

— Nikhil Saluja

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

— Nikhil Saluja

Men...we spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in.

— Nikhil Saluja

You can't be a little bit unfaithful any more than you can be a little bit pregnant.

— Nikhil Saluja

Flew on Virgin airlines. Now called Airlines.

— Nikhil Saluja

Frankness is uttered, but rudeness is heard.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't judge an human being by their clothes - Books

— Nikhil Saluja

Bitch please, Your vagina is used more than google.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The only adventure open to the cowardly;

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

— Nikhil Saluja

A girl gives you a massage. The woman gives you a happy ending.

— Nikhil Saluja

I had a dream about a tweet. That's completely safe right?

— Nikhil Saluja

Ask and you shall receive does not apply to ugly people.

— Nikhil Saluja

When life gives you a rainy day, play in the puddles...

— Nikhil Saluja

A thief who stole a calendar . . . got twelve months.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

— Nikhil Saluja

Solvent: A hole in the bottom of a shoe

— Nikhil Saluja

Okay, I have a million awesome clip art images. Now what?

— Nikhil Saluja

I hope I didn't brain my damage!

— Nikhil Saluja

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, That which makes the world revolve:

— Nikhil Saluja

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it!

— Nikhil Saluja

Fat Girls are a dish best served not at all.

— Nikhil Saluja

2013, still no flying cars instead, twitter with assholes.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you love someone, Don't fuck someone else.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's so fucking sexist to assume that women have vaginas.

— Nikhil Saluja

I am so smart, I am so smart, S M R T, I mean S M A R T.

— Nikhil Saluja

I still think that working hard is lame.

— Nikhil Saluja