Facebook Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 14

HUSBAND, SMART, One who thinks twice before saying nothing;

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't Take It Seriously * When the DENTIST says, Open wide.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

— Nikhil Saluja

Three Things to Maintain.. Promise, Friendship and Affection.

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Periods. Mother natures cock block.

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HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

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Brings a knife to a gunfight. Wins.

— Nikhil Saluja

Nice try, cricket. But you're still cricket.

— Nikhil Saluja

If my zipper is down, that's my problem, you didn't see anything!

— Nikhil Saluja

If you separate the whites and the colored clothes during laundry, you're a racist.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

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I hate knowing that I care more about other people than other people will ever care about me

— Nikhil Saluja

People on a diet should have a salad dressing called 250 Islands.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes your knight in Shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil.

— Nikhil Saluja

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

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Conference: One man's confusion multiplied by the number of people there.

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Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's…

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MARRIAGE, A very good way to promote civilisation -- if you get a good wife you will be happy, if you get…

— Nikhil Saluja

Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um...…

— Nikhil Saluja

I was walking around with my GF when she started playing a Bieber song on cell & now there's vomit all over…

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A rite where two people, under the influence most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, are required…

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LOVE, The only thing that has changed over the millions of years of playing this game is that trumps have changed from…

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE SONG, a caress set to music

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LOVE, that emotion which is not true until returned;

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Armament: Hand I said, but ARMAMENT.

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Light beer? No thanks, I still have my balls.

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LOVE, The child of illusion and the parent of disillusion;

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I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

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A girl ties you down. The woman ties you up.

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My heart is broken into a million pieces.

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Father: The banker nature gave children.

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A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.

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A will is a . . . dead giveaway.

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You don't get to choose, You just fall.

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You are rich... when you never need more than what you have.

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The most powerful force in the universe is women gossiping.

— Nikhil Saluja

Love is a battlefield. And I fight naked.

— Nikhil Saluja

Locust: To say Damn in a quiet voice

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Ive never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.

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The cottage went on a diet. It wanted to be a lighthouse.

— Nikhil Saluja