Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “The things that give me headaches are usually women.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Funny Funny facebook status Twitter Witty
If I don't have a woman every three days or so I get a terrible headache. — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of sex with a man, and a man will risk getting a Viagra headache to have sex with… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Fact: Women suffer more migraines more men. Reason: Because we have to deal with men — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I live with very serious headaches, even though I am on daily medication. — Abby Johnson Copy Share Image
How to Piss Off A Woman : Tell her YOU have a headache, but you're willing to suffer with it through sex just to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Forget Tylenol, having a headache is an excuse to have sex right away to cure you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got a headache right now and you wouldn't know it. It's just a pounding. Back of the head. That's the thing. You get… — Chris Pronger Copy Share Image
If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they cant have a headache and sex at the same time? — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
