Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems. — Nikhil Saluja Beer Copy Share Image
The more money you make, the more problems you can remove. — Nikhil Saluja Making money Copy Share Image
I was, uh, masturbating. - me when I don't want to admit I was in the bathroom for 30 minutes playing Angry… — Nikhil Saluja Angry birds Copy Share Image
There are no relationship problems that can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives. — Nikhil Saluja Explosives Copy Share Image
They said dress for the job you want not the job you have, so I dressed like Mr India and didn't show… — Nikhil Saluja Dressed Copy Share Image
Failure doesnt mean you are inferior¦¦ it does mean you are not perfect! — Nikhil Saluja Failure Copy Share Image
Blowjobs: Any girl can swallow but it takes a special kind of lady to gargle. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
So you like to play games? Cool,here's one for you...Go play 'Hide and go fuck yourself' — Nikhil Saluja Games Copy Share Image
When I said What did I do this time? I really meant What did you catch me doing? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The ceremony which provides a man with something that, sooner or later, he will find he can't blame on the government; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
A Deaf child says: For all of you, I am deaf; But for me, all of you are dumb¦ Moral: Life differs… — Nikhil Saluja Children Copy Share Image
He who knows not, and knows not he knows not, he is a fool, shun him. He who knows not, and knows… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw how you handled your responsibilities, even when you didn' t feel good, and I… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's… — Nikhil Saluja Bad vibes Copy Share Image
Amazing Home Remedies: A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back… — Nikhil Saluja Alarm clock Copy Share Image
The difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer is, if the cleaner loses your suit he pays you, but if the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Love and electricity are one and the same, my dear. If you do not feel the jolt in your soul every time… — Nikhil Saluja Attraction Copy Share Image
Regarding jam sessions: jazz musicians are the only workers I can think of who are willing to put in a full shift… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
