Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar! Have you taken anything for it? — Nikhil Saluja Burglar Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE LICENSE, is the only permit taken out after the hunt is over — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
When a woman agrees to give her husband head for no reason --- there is a reason. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: Sons would have to be home from dates by 10 p.m. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't always tweet when I'm drunk, but when I do, it's when I'm visiting my family. — Nikhil Saluja Drunk Copy Share Image
The most annoying thing just happened. Some girl just smiled at me when I was peeing on road for no reason. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Just played a little game with that pedestrian, it's called Hit & Run. — Nikhil Saluja Sports Copy Share Image
Joyful people succeed, joyful people empower, joyful people inspire. Empower yourself with inspired intentions and allow yourself to succeed at all you… — Nikhil Saluja Being a good person Copy Share Image
Sometimes all you can say is, I've learned all I can learn from this person and we've grown all we can together,… — Nikhil Saluja Letting go Copy Share Image
MAKING LOVE: Man: Call it what you want just as long as we end up in bed. Woman: The greatest expression of… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
I'm going to finally introduce my GirlFriend to my friends. I hope they don't think she's crazy because she likes to live… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier… — Nikhil Saluja Childhood Copy Share Image
Saying youll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself its not that important. — Nikhil Saluja Convincing yourself Copy Share Image
If you text me first you better have something to talk about. Don't hit me up expecting me to start the conversation.… — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton says she's the most qualified because she was married to a president for eight years. Now let me ask you,… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A couple is married for 47 years and the woman dies. At the funeral, the pallbearers swing the coffin, which hits a… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I was eating an orange the other day and a friend said, Did you know nothing rhymes with 'orange?' So, I threw… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
After miraculously surviving two heart surgeries, pneumonia and a mild stroke, at 82 my grandfather was no longer able to care for… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
He who knows not, and knows not he knows not, he is a fool, shun him. He who knows not, and knows… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Alex Rodriguez never gets clutch hits in October, yet his fans insist on comparing him to Babe Ruth. So A-Rod tries to… — Nikhil Saluja Babe ruth Copy Share Image
They say gay people have gaydar, which lets them figure out who else is gay. Waiters in expensive restaurants have something similar,… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
