Congratulations, you have officially earned the Dumber than a Box of Rocks Award. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everytime while hanging out with Friends or Family ; I feel like I'm cheating on Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Family Copy Share Image
If less than 100 people wish you a happy birthday on Facebook you should probably just kill yourself — Nikhil Saluja Birthday Copy Share Image
Sometimes, hope is what makes us smile. Other times, a smile is what can bring us hope . — Nikhil Saluja Hope Copy Share Image
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Drinking a non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sisters pussy. It might taste the same but it's not fucking right. — Nikhil Saluja Beer Copy Share Image
Please show me your boring tweet first so I can copy n edit it making it the most intersting tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being Friends is not always about stopping each other, from making mistakes, but it is always about being there., after the mistake… — Nikhil Saluja Failure Copy Share Image
Every day I find out if I'm getting too fat by checking if I can lick my own nipples. Looks like I'm… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If shes amazing, she wont be easy. If shes easy, she wont be amazing. If shes worth it, you wont give up.… — Nikhil Saluja Amazing Copy Share Image
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day, but give a man an empty house and a hand… — Nikhil Saluja Fish Copy Share Image
Throughout my life, I've lived, I've loved, I've lost, I've missed, I've hurt, I've trusted, I've made mistakes. Most of all I've… — Nikhil Saluja Failure Copy Share Image
I stick my middle finger up at the cops all the time. At night. When they're driving the opposite way. And we're… — Nikhil Saluja Cops Copy Share Image
I just got engaged. My fiancée won't take my name because Lisa Levin sounds awful. So she's just going to remain Lisa… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: A contradiction in terms. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
