Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. — Nikhil Saluja Bird Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I think back, & ask myself Wow was I drunk during that relationship? — Nikhil Saluja Drunk Copy Share Image
Men...we spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
For the 5th time: I don't wanna come to your cat's birthday party Freak! My dog is getting married that day! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can't be a little bit unfaithful any more than you can be a little bit pregnant. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Farting isn't ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Debt is a form of slavery not prohibited by the Thirteenth Amendment; but it is a form of voluntary servitude that is… — Nikhil Saluja Slavery Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint… — Nikhil Saluja Artist Copy Share Image
Funny sentence written on the T-shirt of a Beautiful Girl walking on side of the road:.., you are not looking at the… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
I had a bully as a kid. He was dyslexic, so he used to stick Me Kick signs on my back. Then… — Nikhil Saluja Bad grammar Copy Share Image
Women are like waste disposal units. If they're not going to swallow anything I put in them, they won't be in my… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, everyone would call me pizza face. Not because of acne, but because I would always have pizza… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed. Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and… — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
Two things bring happiness & success in life: 1. The way you MANAGE when you have nothing, and 2. The way you… — Nikhil Saluja Happiness Copy Share Image
