Drunk Quotes

Drunk in love.

— Anonymous

“random drunk guy.”

— Rick Riordan

I'm a mischievous drunk.

— Noel Fielding

Vodka is kind of a hobby.

— Betty White

“I was drunk.”

— Richelle Mead

“Drive. He’s already dead.”

— Steven Ramirez

“Drunk on life.”

— Chelsea M. Cameron

“Dude, don’t die out here.”

— Steven Ramirez

I should have drunk more Champagne.

— John Maynard Keynes

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

— John Green

Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine.

— Elton John

OMG I don't think slippy floors and drunk women mix

— Jaycee

Was drunk when I wrote that last tweet.

— Nikhil Saluja

Come on. I got drunk when I was like 5.

— Fiona Apple

Drunk and I'm feeling down and I just wanna be alone.

— Papa Roach

We must pay for the wine we have drunk.

— Georgiana Burne-Jones

They be actin like they drunk, actin-actin like they drunk.

— Far East Movement

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

— Jimmy Buffett

“Why does anyone do anything?" "I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!”

— Pink Floyd

Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see.

— George William Russell

I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work.

— Jason Flemyng

“Hey, Haymitch, if you're not too drunk, we could use a little something for our skin." Katniss, Catching Fire”

— Suzanne Collins

“That was a stupid idea I made up while drunk. Why did someone build that?”

— Warren Ellis

“Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down.”

— Anthony Liccione

YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK AND THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GIRLS BATHROOM TO PISS AND WENT HER CLOSET AND PISSED ON…

— Mike Epps

That's why we fuck up all the paper we see. We hit the clubs, fuckin ladies for free. Getting drunk, off and…

— Jim Jones

Our Adonais has drunk poisonoh! What deaf and viperous murderer could crown Life's early cup with such a draught of woe?

— Percy Bysshe Shelley

“You don't know what a bad day is until you wake up after a three-day drunk and find out a trap spider…

— Matt Ponticello

Two whales walked into a bar. One said, Weeeeeeeee-ooooooooo-uuuuuuuuuu-hhhh. The other whale said, Shut up, Steve. You're drunk!

— Green Monk

“You were drunk. I wanted to hear the words when you were of sound mind. Women get drunk all the time and…

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

I'm touring and I'm bored and it's an off day or I'm travelling and boom, there ya go, it's fun again cause…

— Kirk Windstein

“If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it…

— Benjamin Hale

You're drunk, and I'm drunk, and I'm just exactly drunk enough to tell you anything you want to know. That's the kind…

— Dashiell Hammett

If I were money-motivated, I would spread insidious lies that marijuana is dangerous and addictive and leads to dancing with white women,…

— Doug Stanhope

Let's face it, we're skunk drunk and it's because of money. It's almost like we all need to enter Betty Ford Clinic…

— Steve Rubel

“Drunkenness - that fierce rage for the slow, sure poison, that oversteps every other consideration; that casts aside wife, children, friends, happiness,…

— Charles Dickens

Being a seasoned Londoner, Martin gave the body the "London once-over" - a quick glance to determine whether this was a drunk,…

— Ben Aaronovitch

Bottled, was he?" Said Colonel Bantry, with an Englishman's sympathy for alcoholic excess. "Oh, well, can't judge a fellow by what he…

— Agatha Christie

According to DC's HIV/AIDS office, three percent of the local population has HIV or AIDS... The DC City Council, perhaps on the…

— Star Parker

I thought, Hey, maybe these people shouldn't be making up holidays to drink more. Maybe if they drank less they might be…

— Mike Birbiglia