Wine Quotes

Once high twice shy

— Trunxbeats

“you booze, you lose”

— Straight Edge Society

“them. He drank”

— Michael Connelly

Got any beer?

— Wolverine

Smoke meth hail satan

— Anonymous

I don't even drink.

— Wanderlei Silva

Rum and redbull

— Anonymous

Smoke weed erreday

— HalfAPound

I should have drunk more Champagne.

— John Maynard Keynes

Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.

— P. G. Wodehouse

Don't mix wine and women.

— Cesare Pavese

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

— John Green

I don't drink now, I'm too busy. It sucks.

— David Giuntoli

“Bundy Rum- better than local anaesthetic.”

— Cheryse Durrant

You're drinking vintage Elvis Presley wine.

— Elvis Costello

Come on. I got drunk when I was like 5.

— Fiona Apple

I'm an addict, I'm addicted to success. Thankfully, there's no rehab for success.

— Lil Wayne

Love is like wine. To sip is fine, but to empty the bottle is a headache.

— Julio Iglesias

I never touch it. Not directly, anyway. I always use a glass.

— Anistatia R. Miller

Sometimes, ideas are like good wine in that they just need time.

— Satoru Iwata

Who needs education when you got a beer and some dro to go.

— Anonymous

John Luke, this is why you dont do drugs. -Willie

— Duck Dynasty

They be actin like they drunk, actin-actin like they drunk.

— Far East Movement

Life like a good bottle of wine doesn't last forever, sip it and savour the taste.

— Harry Lewis

“Using excuses for the predicament you're in and minimizing your situation, whether it is drug or alcohol use, is a sure sign…

— Alexandra Sobetsky

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

— Robert Benchley

Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana?

— Bob Saget

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face…

— Charlie Sheen

[A]ny desired additional nicotine 'kick' could be easily obtained through pH regulation.

— R. J. Reynolds

“It feels good to shoot your veins full of heroin too, but that doesn’t mean you should go out and become a…

— Noelle Blakely

Days off are few and far between in the restaurant business. But on an hour off, I like to have a glass…

— Geoffrey Zakarian

Pour two parts mix and you throw in one part tequila, some Don Julio, which is my favorite, shake it up a…

— Rande Gerber

Certainly, if more people were smoking instead of drinking, people don’t get mean on weed, don’t beat up their wives on weed,…

— Susan Sarandon

The appeal for drugs has dwindled. Except for actual opium. If I could get real opium, I'd stir it in my hot…

— Nick Tosches

If somebody's gonna smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody else any harm, then perhaps there are other things…

— Sarah Palin

For watching sports, I tend to drink Guinness; early evenings always begin well with a Grey Goose and tonic with plenty of…

— Martin Bashir

“the media coverage of the ‘opiate epidemic’ as driven by pill pushing-doctors and by pain patients worries me a lot, and I…

— Anita Gupta

“Roast beef and plum pudding are also held in superstitious veneration, and port and sherry maintain their grounds as the only true…

— Washington Irving

Essentially, wines are fermented grape juice, so I'm trying to make the point that the wine world is about scores and marketing…

— Joe Bastianich

In recent years, we have been sending a clear, consistent signal about the harms of drugs, particularly marijuana, which for most young…

— John Walters