Wine Quotes by Mark Twain

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

— Mark Twain

Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.

— Mark Twain

“Sometimes too much drink is barely enough.”

— Mark Twain

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

— Mark Twain

Recipe for a long life: Only smoke while awake. Only run when being chased.

— Mark Twain

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

— Mark Twain

High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water.

— Mark Twain

Wine is a clog to the pen, not an inspiration.

— Mark Twain

Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if…

— Mark Twain

Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, & those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink.

— Mark Twain

The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage.…

— Mark Twain

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more,…

— Mark Twain

“To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.”

— Mark Twain

“He had been drunk over in town, and laid in the gutter all night, and he was a sight to look at.…

— Mark Twain

One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the…

— Mark Twain

My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

— Mark Twain

No one can tell me what is a good cigar - for me. I am the only judge. People who claim to…

— Mark Twain

I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have…

— Mark Twain

There are no standards of taste in wine... Each man's own taste is the standard, and a majority vote cannot decide for…

— Mark Twain

I ordinarily smoke fifteen cigars during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I…

— Mark Twain

I pledged myself to smoke but one cigar a day. I kept the cigar waiting until bedtime, then I had a luxurious…

— Mark Twain

There will never be a "perfect" time to quit smoking. A time when you don't have any distractions or stress... If you…

— Mark Twain

“The crowd swarmed together and followed him at a distance, talking excitedly and asking questions and finding out the facts. Finding out…

— Mark Twain

It makes one hope and believe that a day will come when, in the eye of the law, literary property will be…

— Mark Twain

“Everybody has heard of the great Heidelberg Tun, and most people have seen it, no doubt. It is a wine-cask as big…

— Mark Twain

It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.

— Mark Twain

More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

— Mark Twain

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

— Mark Twain

I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.

— Mark Twain

I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.

— Mark Twain

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

— Mark Twain

Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.

— Mark Twain

Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.

— Mark Twain

“My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.”

— Mark Twain

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.

— Mark Twain

All you drunkards: Put down the intoxicating Vanity Metrics.

— Mark Twain

My books are water; those of great geniuses are wine everybody drinks water.

— Mark Twain

Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

— Mark Twain

I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.

— Mark Twain

Good wine needs no bush; a jug is the thing.

— Mark Twain