I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
So what we get drunk so what we smoke we. we're just having fun until my mom catches me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been drunk maybe five times in my life. I don't like to lose control very much. — Pedro Winter Copy Share Image
“... If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.” — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Sorry you get too drunk every weekend to ever get a cute new profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford. — George Best Copy Share Image
And how could I believe that Australian wine was automatically inferior to wine sourced from other regions on the planet when I… — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
I have a really good time some nights, but then I push it over the edge and ruin my boyfriend's night. I'm… — Amy Winehouse Copy Share Image
If it was up to me, I'd get more oil tanker drivers drunk. I don’t value music much. I like the Beatles,… — Kurt Cobain Copy Share Image
A meal without whisky is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't really have to do the things that your character is doing. But us actors, we use something called sense memory.… — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
He looked into the crowd for approval, saw his mother and father. He waved and they waved back. Smiles and Indian teeth.… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
I try to make myself, and subsequently the audience, as uncomfortable as possible, whether it's completely desecrating a song they thought was… — J. Tillman Copy Share Image
It's your 21st birthday... What are you doing sober at the front row of a concert? Is it your 21st birthday? By… — Andrew McMahon Copy Share Image
No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear. I am not afraid, but the sensation is like being afraid.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Keith was just bringing the glass to his lips when Adrian said, "Mmm. O positive, my favorite." Keith sprayed out the wine… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
There was a euphoria in the music and the way it was delivered, and as the crowds started to get bigger, it… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
“So I don’t know why you’re trying to talk yourself out of it now. The hard stuff is over. You dumped the… — Christine Bell Copy Share Image
There's something almost impossible about the criminal justice system when it comes to sexual assault cases. It immediately sets up a trial,… — Jon Shenk Copy Share Image
There was a pause, static, a muttered "Give me that," by an indignant female. Then the normally quiet reserved Ashlyn was demanding,… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“What is even happening here?" Will said, looking to each of us and the back to wherever the cougars had wandered off… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“The guardian angel And little devil Sitting on my shoulders Pass a bottle Back and forth Laughing At my shortcomings So the… — James D. Casey IV Copy Share Image
