Drunk Twitter because embarrassing myself in one zip code was never enough. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Doggystyle is cool, but when you're drunk, forced sex becomes way cooler. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I think back, & ask myself Wow was I drunk during that relationship? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't always tweet when I'm drunk, but when I do, it's when I'm visiting my family. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was soooo drunk bro! - me using drunkenness to hide the fact that I like to bang fat chicks. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know you're drunk when you hear Look! That guy's so drunk he can't even walk! coming from a dude in a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I get drunk enough and lay on the floor, the world really does revolve around me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
